Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.

mp3: http://amiestreet.com/music/auto-tune-the-news/auto-tune-the-news-number-7/?pytr=gregorybrothers
ATTN shirts available: http://www.districtlines.com/Auto-Tune-the-News

thanks to our friend Aaron for his arresting appearance in this episode!

http://www.myspace.com/asteele

also, thanks to Tchaikovsky for providing such a fiery hook (from Swan Lake):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pyotr_Ilyich_Tchaikovsky

lyrics:

JE: Let’s get it right.
ABS: Let’s get it right.
JE: Shawty on the mic.

AH: The fact is that right now if you are black or hispanic,
you have a much greater chance of being arrested.
JE: Are you sayin we got thugs in the fuzz?
AH: Particularly when it comes to the war on drugs.
JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.
JE: Lettuce leaves.
ABS: They put me in the slammer.
JE: They gave me a college degree!
ABS: WTF?
JE: In biology.
ABS: He don’t know a tiger from a giraffe.

DB: It is painful, it is shameful.
ABS: Disdainful! I’m on parole.
JE: I’m keepin my glass of champagne full
top of the world.
ABS: Brick on my ankle.

DB: If you are stopped by the police
Putcha head down and just wait.
ALL: Wait!
DB: Wait.
ALL: Wait!
DB: Wait.
ALL: Wait!
DB: Don’t say nothin.
ABS: Shh.
DB: Wait.
ALL: Wait!
DB: Wait.
ALL: Wait!
DB: Putcha head down
ALL: Do the dance now!
DB: Putcha head down and just wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
ALL: Putcha head down, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
AH: This is happening all the time
It’s really stunning
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PB: This has been a country built by white folks.
100% of the people who wrote the Constitution,
100% of the people who signed the Declaration of Independence,
White folks, Whi–i–i–ite folks!
I look at the track team, and they’re all black folks.
I think maybe those are the fastest guys we got.
Fastest guys in the country,
Fastest in the wooooorld.
Black folks, Bla—a–a–ack folks!

SG: WTF? I think I’m having an stroke,
Suffering a white guy overload.
Doctor, doctor, can a shawty get a shot to the frontal lobe.
OH.

AS: It’s not always just black and white, black and white.
We’re fighting right now for a young white male
Who we felt the police abused by sticking something in his rectum.
EG: Why they gotta disrespect him?
SG: Can we please move on now, Reverend?
AS: Sticking something in his rectum.
——————-
DL: Trouble, we got trouble right here in Capitol City.
With a capitol T, and it rhymes with B, that stands for broke!
CC: We broke!
DL: Right here in Capitol City, right here, we gotta figure out
a way to help the Americans who are about to choke!
CC: No joke!
DL: Oh yes we’ve got trouble. Trouble, trouble.
CC: Triple trouble.
DL: Trouble, trouble.
CC: Big time trouble.
DL: T! Rhymes with -
CC: P!
DL: Rhymes with -
CC: C!
DL: Rhymes with -
CC: G!
AG: I’m angry!!
DL: Rhymes with D.
And it stands for Democrat.
CC: Oooh.
——————-
KC: Texting while driving is dangerous, dangerous.
EG/SG: Treacherous!
MG: Perilous!
KC: People who were text messaging were 20 times
more likely to have an accident than those who were
talking on phones instead of typing. Just say no.
EG: But I’m a sucker for peer pressure. My thumbs can’t stop!
KC: Get a designated texter.
MG: [sexy breathing] Ow!
KC: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.
ALL: People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.
People on the road can turn an LOL into a great big OMG.

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Duration : 0:3:16


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25 Responses to Auto-Tune the News #7: texting. rhyming. pat buchanan fail.

  1. JamaicaMuch says:

    It is pain full it …
    It is pain full it is shame full ! best little rhyme right there lol

  2. chefbirm says:

    This the best AATN.
    This the best AATN.

  3. GothenburgPanic says:

    the one on the far …
    the one on the far right during the last part was hot.

  4. AllyCzadowski says:

    lmao @ Pat …
    lmao @ Pat Buchanan’s bling

  5. fofal says:

    If you guys like …
    If you guys like Facebook Fails, you must try and visit lolonmywall(dot)com

  6. hdalalila says:

    Made a custom ring …
    Made a custom ring tone 1:52 – 2:15 on tub-e2tone

  7. Billtog says:

    @LanceJade Macaroni.
    @LanceJade Macaroni.

  8. AtomikNY says:

    JE/ABS: Real talk, …
    JE/ABS: Real talk, we got caught together smokin lettuce leaves.
    JE: Lettuce leaves.
    ABS: They put me in the slammer.
    JE: They gave me a college degree!
    ABS: WTF?
    JE: In biology.
    ABS: He don’t know a tiger from a giraffe.

  9. HujuwaLezumuji says:

    She takes a fuking …
    She takes a fuking – tiny(.)cc/lesbian715

  10. kaikiyukionna27 says:

    “Uh, is this the …
    “Uh, is this the news, o-or a bedtime story?” ROFLMAO XD You guys kick all kinds of ass

  11. kelilover says:

    i love autotune the …
    i love autotune the news you guys should make more

  12. koldkilla6969 says:

    2:33 – 2:50 = EPIC!
    2:33 – 2:50 = EPIC!

  13. ashleyspadeoo says:

    great .. just …
    great .. just checked it out on => my movie kiosk . com

  14. MrNoBrains says:

    2:10 I’m angry!
    2:10 I’m angry!

  15. robthesamplist says:

    the instruments get …
    the instruments get weirder and weirder.

  16. kingpin311 says:

    Every video gets …
    Every video gets better…. GOOD heavens don’t stop.

  17. LanceJade says:

    What The was …
    What The was Pat Buchanan supposed to be talking about before he proved he is in fact powered by atomic fail?

  18. lukelucas123 says:

    lol —crash— OMG!
    lol —crash— OMG!

  19. razzor3k says:

    Yeah, does anyone …
    Yeah, does anyone else just find their eyes glued to Sarah whenever she’s on-screen and miss what the guys are doing?

  20. Bobstew68 says:

    @ …
    @LeopardFrogPilboxhat
    It’s not creepy to say that someone is lovely. Or skilled and attractive.

  21. PIRATESOFTHEC3 says:

    Thanks, ^_^.
    Thanks, ^_^.

  22. LeopardFrogPilboxhat says:

    Oh Sarah….. *sigh …
    Oh Sarah….. *sigh* she’s very lovely and I mean that in the least creepy way possible. you should check out her work in her band “sarah and the stanleys” on youtube here

  23. mboromboroone says:

    0:21 “are you …
    0:21 “are you saying we got thugs in the fuzz” wtf lol
    1:18 “fastest in the woooOOORLLDD”

  24. Spyder8477 says:

    At’s alright. the …
    At’s alright. the acronyms txt part was sucking and a black jacket sleeve would’ve beat that brown one “hands down”….

  25. PIRATESOFTHEC3 says:

    If they did the …
    If they did the news like this, I’d watch more…AND LEARN! It’s true, :) .